Week 3

oi! pai! How is things back in the real word! Nice to hear your bike is running great cause so are my feet ya little punk! Jake sent me a pic of the new kawi's, man oh man there nice! but no worries when you guys are riding your bikes i'm talking to apostles so i think overall the joke is on you! yeah my comp is not a fan of me but it really doesn't hurt my feelings the only thing that bothers me is that i'm sure were not teaching with the spirit we should teach with cause of it! But my district loves me i talked one of the kids in my distract into taping pillows around his face and letting me launch a small work out ball at him with are workout bands! the first time we missed it came back and hit another kid in the head and left a good lump the next time we got him in the face tho! needless to say he didn't want to do it another time! so yeah all the missionaries are low right now in the ctm (thats pork and cheese for mtc its pronounced ctm e) there is only like 1300 but by the middle of summer there is going to be 2500, so were at a low point now but recruits are coming! And thats not all that are going to africa that is just my distract there is still one other distract that is the same size ill try to send pictures of them all sometime this week! and you know if scott park doesn't work out next year you can always come to africa! we had a guy come in and talk to us about it the other day in basic, because there all slaves there they speak trash pork and cheese the bugs are huge, there is no cool animals because they were all killed in the war, and monkeys try to steal your stuff all the time! He said the food is either very very bad like fish that live in sewage dumps or its normal world food. He said they wont let you eat with the members most the time so you cook your own food and bring it to eat at the members house! There a lot more cool stuff to but i'm running low on time, but he did say the rats are the size of big cats and you hunt them at night, and after 2 months you get immune to misquito bites so thats cool! Well i'm off love you miss you talk to you next week!

well hello! Man i was laughing pretty hard where i heard Tayler snapped the phone, hahah poor kid! So we got new kids in that we are training to speak pork and cheese and one of them hasn't got endowed yet, i told him to do that this morning that was pretty cool! Nice to know you are getting your familia back this week but just to let you know they wont fill my whole! I'm just to amazing hahah! yeah so far the only apostle we got was Neil L Andersen, but i got to shake his hand and tell him i was cool and stuff like that. We got a new branch president which i'm glad cause the last one hated me! hahah and yes i'm still district leader but it might change the 4 week they try to switch it all up there so maybe then i can get released, until then i'm still in charge of getting the mail! And no my companion isn't an athlete he is into yogi and he is vegan and lots of other stuff. He yelled at me the other day cause I drink 4 cups of root beer a day... so i did what everyman would do.... went and got 2 more cups of root beer and chugged them right in front of him! its kinda mean i know but you get whats coming to you his sister comes into the ctm tommrow and he thinks he is going to go meet his family, little does he know! How is my picture hunting going did you find it yet! I'll try to send some pictures this week sometime if you send pass the pigs and popcorn oh and easy mac! I lost 5 pounds already because it hurts to eat! my nose might be broken.... not really sure but if it was up to me i would guess yes! oh well got to fly love you miss you!!!!!!!!!! love elder steel